Rating: 3 out of 5
The third of my four-part review of X-Men: The Last Stand. Ten things I think didn’t work well in the film…
THE PACE
The film moved too fast considering it had a lot of subplots to flesh out. The fast, frenetic, ADD-friendly pace set by Brett Ratner
worked for some parts of the film like when he moved between two action
scenes taking place simultaneously. For example, when the Phoenix and
Professor Xavier have their confrontation in the Grey residence,
Ratner’s interspersion of the melee scene between the X-Men (Storm,
Wolverine) and the Brotherhood (Callisto, Juggernaut, etc.) worked
really well. Also, when he quickly moves from action scene to action
scene, it helps you get the feel of importunateness. And that worked.
However, Ratner takes the audience through the movie so fast there
isn’t even time for a thoughful pause — to reflect, to soak in the
emotions of some scenes, to mourn the deaths, to process the ending.
It’s because of this storytelling speed that I felt the main plot
wasn’t very well fleshed out. The fast pace worked for the action part
of the movie. It didn’t do the same for the dramatic, character moments.
THE PLOT
The
cure. The Phoenix. Either one could actually work as a stand alone plot
for an X-film. Putting both together is quite aggressive. The people
behind X-Men: The Last Stand have been saying in interviews that this
is by far the best story of all three X-films and that it is ambitious.
And after seeing the film I believed what they said was true. It is the
best story so far and plot-wise it is ambitious.The problem, I think,
was that the cure story arc and the Phoenix one wasn’t that well
integrated as the X3 production team might have hoped it would be. I
also felt that the story of the Phoenix wasn’t really given enough time
to develop and flourish into what it was promising to be and it wasn’t
given a thorough and satisfying resolution. Such a waste. There were a
lot of things they could have mined from that rich storyline. It’s most
definitely unforgivable.
THE SCRIPT
This one is a
hit and miss (more of the latter, actually). XMTLS has some good
writing (Magneto’s speeches, Beast defending mutants who might consider
taking the cure after Storm calls them cowards) and great lines (Xavier
to Storm: "You of all people should know how fast the weather can
change"; Mystyque to interrogator: "I don’t answer to my slave name!")
that were sadly overshadowed by campy cliches (the dialogue between the
Phoenix and Logan in the final battle) and weak storytelling. There are
some dialogue that feels forced, some lines that are just down-right
cheesy, and some that are completely unnecessary. I’m tempted to blame
this on Simon Kinberg (who wrote "Mr. and Mrs. Smith", which had great action but a weak story), but I can’t totally exonerate Zak Penn. They both contributed to the script.
THE MONOLOGUE
Or the absence thereof. The opening monologue delivered by Patrick Stewart
as Professor Xavier was a trademark kick-off for the previous two
X-films. That and the main titles sequence set the tone of the films
and gave the audience an idea — and clues (in the visuals of the
opening credits) — of what was to come in the movie. Having no
monologue in X3, for me, was a bad idea. It was the film’s first
noticeable difference from X1 and X2. It would have added to the
continuity between three films. The monologue in the teaser trailer
might have worked. I wonder why they didn’t polish and use that.
THE LENGTH
An
hour and 43 minutes (or something like it). This just wasn’t enough
time to smoothly detail the stories within the story and to establish
the many characters in the film. There wasn’t enough room for thorough
exposition. It may have worked for other movies with fewer players and
a less hefty plot. But with the amount of details, characters and
action in X3, 103 minutes just doesn’t really quite cover it.
THE CONTINUITY ISSUE
When
all three films are watched together, X3 will definitely stand as the
odd one out, not just for its plethoric action scenes but mainly
because the feel and quality of X3 is blatantly disparate from X1 and
X2. The continuity between the three ended with the shift of overall
tone in X3. Bryan Singer’s films were a bit toned down, whereas
Ratner’s version is more flamboyant. There was no opening monologue
from Xavier. And on top of that, the Jean Grey/Phoenix continuity is
incongruous.
THE PHOENIX
As previously mentioned, Famke Janssen
kicked ass in her role. But the way her character was written leaves
more questions than answers and wastes what would have been one of the
best performances of an actress in a comic book movie to date (Michelle
Pfeiffer’s Catwoman still holds the title in my book). Zak Penn said he
wanted to reinvent the Phoenix and I think he succeeded in translating
her into film. Instead of the cosmic ties of the character, X3’s
Phoenix is the manifestation of Jean Grey’s raw power that is purely
instinctual, full of rage and totally let loose. She’s also presented
in a way that makes her look schizophrenic — I loved that aspect. But
the writing. Oh, the writing. A few more (meaningful) lines here and
there would have really launched her into greatness. It just wasn’t up
to par to what Singer and company did in X1 and X2. Everything about
her that’s been set up is all thrown out of the window. There just
doesn’t seem to be a connection to the previous films (except maybe
flashes of Jean being flushed by Alkali Lake). It’s terribly glaring
and that just bites me. So, regretfully, instead of heating up the
screen, the Phoenix just fizzled out.
THE ENDING
The
ending also whisks right on by. Denouement-schmenouement! It was a
hodge-podge of scenes that, again because of the hurried pace, just
didn’t stay with you emotionally. To sort of borrow Logan’s line in X1:
"You call that an ending?" The Last Stand is supposed to bring closure
to the "trilogy", tie up loose ends, conclude certain story arcs. It
didn’t feel that way to me for the most part. In some parts, the
conclusions didn’t even seem logical. As part of the X-Men trilogy, TLS
left too many questions unanswered and too many loose ends (and I don’t
mean the sequel set-ups).
CYCLOPS
I had no beef with
Cyclops getting killed. It was how it was done that baffled me. What
did he do to deserve it? There wasn’t enough reason in the film to
merit Scott’s demolecularization (or whatever) in the first act of X3.
Cyclops may have always been a side dish in the X-films, but at least
in Singer’s movies the character was put to good use. Killing him
without justification just doesn’t seem right to me. He should have
been the one reaching out to Jean at the end of X3 since he obviously
had more going on emotionally with her. Jean’s thing with Logan was
nothing more than a flirtation. But hey! It’s not my movie.
ROGUE
I
wanted her to change her mind and not take the cure and show up in the
final battle kicking ass. That was not the case in X3. And I am
actually fine with that. But the way it was done and the way it was
written doesn’t work so well in the film. Sure, her motivations were
there but they weren’t played out to a really satisfying level. Her arc
could have really been quite gripping.